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Oh The 70's!!!!!

Hiddy Ho Pussycats!

My Auntie sent me this email the other day and I
had to pass some of these pics along.

The email said that these came from a JC Penny
Catalogue from 1977.

A JC Penney catalog from 1977.
It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it,
right there for the taking.

Here is some of the email....

I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels.

Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:

This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop who is pretending to be 15.

Here's how to get your ass kicked on the golf course:

This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block.

Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent against ass-rapery.

Here's how to get your ass kicked pretty much anywhere:

If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has
his hand in the other guy's pocket.
In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup.

Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:

He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably
just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster.

How to get your ass kicked in a meeting:

If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination.
Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

How to get your ass kicked on every day up to and including St. Patrick's Day

Dear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature.
There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

And this -- Seriously. No words.